Would you like to live your life instead of earning a living? No problem, just follow these five easy steps:
(Skip this step if you don’t have a job)
(Skip this step if you don’t own a house)
(Skip this step if you don’t have any money)
(Skip this step if you don’t know how to build anything)
(Skip this step if you don’t know how to grow anything)
* * *
And that’s all there is to it!
You can now begin directly making your living instead of ‘earning’ it.
Of course if you’ve skipped one or more of the steps above, you may not be entirely happy with the end result…especially if you’ve skipped steps 3-5. In which case you may want to return and quickly undo step number one. Unless, of course, you skipped that one too. In which case, you may want to begin ‘making’ your life by taking up residence in a dumpster (preferably one conveniently located behind a fast food restaurant).
I think I’ll stick to “earning a living” and just enjoy the garden in the back yard (Koi pond included).