
I was in love once
but it didn’t work out.
I fell in love
again, and again it
didn’t work out.
The last time I
was in love
it lasted a bit longer
but still didn’t work out.
So now I’m spending
most of my free time
at the gym, and WOW
that’s really working out!
Instead of feeling loveless
I grab a weight in each hand,
and pump steadily up and down
until I’m breathing hard,
my face becomes red,
sweat begins to flow
and my heart starts to pound.
Then I take a shower,
get into bed,
hug my teddy,
dim the light,
and relax in that
space before sleep.
Lonely you think?
No, not at all.
I adore my teddy,
my red jammies,
my comfy bed.
Not to mention that
I totally love
my brand new
adjustable…
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