How to treat chronic imbecility
Mix equally 1/2 tablespoon of cinnamon and honey. Soak two small gauze pads in the mixture until saturated, apply one to each of your eyes and wrap a diaper around your head to hold in place. This won’t interfere directly with your imbecility, but will spare you from seeing the consequences of being blindly stupid for up to 8 hours.
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If you don’t have honey and cinnamon handy, a cyanide pill will produce a similar result. It will also act more quickly, and the effect generally lasts a bit longer.