Impulsive Writing (09)

impulsive-writing-9How to treat chronic imbecility

Mix equally 1/2 tablespoon of cinnamon and honey. Soak two small gauze pads in the mixture until saturated, apply one to each of your eyes and wrap a diaper around your head to hold in place. This won’t interfere directly with your imbecility, but will spare you from seeing the consequences of being blindly stupid for up to 8 hours.

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If you don’t have honey and cinnamon handy, a cyanide pill will produce a similar result. It will also act more quickly, and the effect generally lasts a bit longer.
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6 comments on “Impulsive Writing (09)

  1. Please, I don’t write poems (not consciously, at least), but I am quite good in different aspects of French, and I also want to work with you! May I line up? Pretty please? Pretty please with perfume on top?

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  2. Anyway, imbecility is never a problem for the “wearer”. The ones having problems are those around the imbecile. If they are not accidentally wearing the same outfit, that is. Where do you get cyanide these days? I can think of a bunch of really dressed up people.

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