Why Weight?
There was a stout man who was late
for a very important first date
with a woman so thin
you could see her chin
at the bottom of her grin
which is why heavyset men
shaped with boundless chagrin
their excuses for ‘gaining’ her wait.
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Her legs were so thin that, even while wearing stilettos, she had no calves…a totally unique phenomenon.
Give her black stockings, and black gloves, and she would appear to be a disembodied head…
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‘Tis with joy I discover
that this ‘poem from nowhere’
has been so meaningfully read!
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I found this poem a pleasure to read, thank you for sharing it.
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I thought it really cool really neat I say that from deep within my retreat I find it brings a long lost poem to my mind I’l share it even though I’ve too much wined : Honey From your feet on up you are oh so sweet But from your ankles on down you is too much feet
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Excuse me I am sure From way way back in my formation : She was only a stableman’s daughter but all the horsemen knew her Sorry for the intrusion
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